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"Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor."
-the greatest thing i have ever read (via wetforest)

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit